01 March 2018

D&D And Me Supplemental: My Gaming Timeline

  Sometimes it takes me a while to organize my thoughts. Lately, it's taken way too much time.  By the time I'm in a writing mode, I've got to move on to other tasks like parenting, day job, etc.  As excited as I am to write this D&D And Me series, it's taking quite a bit longer than I'd like.  Also- I want to do it right.  So today's post is going to lay the groundwork for the future posts by laying out when I was exposed to various versions of D&D.  The interesting thing to me, looking back, is that I didn't really go backward until I'd already moved forward in some cases.  Like many players, I jumped in at the year I was introduced to D&D, and didn't see the value of looking at what had come before until a bit down the road.  So, here we go- the Old Dragoon's D&D timeline.

  • 1982: First became aware of D&D thanks to hearing the name here and there, and seeing the brief scene in E.T. where the older boys are playing and Elliot wants to join in.  Didn't think much of it at the time.
  • 1983: The Cartoon and the LJN action figures hit my awareness.  The D&D animated series was, and continues to be, a favorite of mine.  I watch it with my kids even now.  
  • 1985: My first gander at a D&D book.  My friend Eric had an older brother who played AD&D.  We paged through his books- they were the '83 Easley cover AD&D PHB, DMG and MM.  I could swear that he had a box or folder set that had one of the hex-grid transparencies to overlay onto maps, but I'm not sure of those came out until the Forgotten Realms box released later.  But I was extremely intrigued- all the numbers, math, etc.  But if this had something to do with the cartoon, it MUST be cool, right?  And the cover art was amazing to my ten-year-old eyes.  Sadly, the big kids wanted nothing to do with us come game time.  My intro to D&D would have to wait.
  • 1986: Summer before I started the 6th grade, I met Daniel Varner.  That was the start of my D&D sojourn.  We played Red and Blue Box, the '83 Mentzer versions, all summer.  And all of Middle School.  As chronicled in my first D&D And Me post, this was where it all really started for me.  I immediately started collecting non-D&D RPGs once I got the idea of what an RPG was- my first two were Palladium's Robotech and FASA's Star Trek.
  • 1987: We dipped our toe into AD&D, but haphazardly.  First we used the MM with our BE games.  Then we used Oriental Adventures to take classes and monsters and put them into our BE games.  Eventually we got our hands on PHBs and a DMG and tried AD&D, but found BE to be more our speed.  We also got the Companion and Master rule boxes and found them to be awesome, so we played BECM more than AD&D.
  • 1988: The Satanic Panic hits our church in the form of a single guy who raised a stink about RPGs.  I debated him and won, feeling smugly happy to do so at age 13.  We kept branching out to other games, but D&D was still the core of our gaming.  Marvel, Star Frontiers, Palladium Fantasy, etc.
  • 1989: AD&D 2e drops, and we all start High School.  It's at this point that we're all briefly overtaken by the "AD&D is the adult version" bug, but I never completely left BECMI behind.  In fact, my regular Friday night campaign in High School was BECMI for most of my four years, with some Shadowrun in there after 1990.  This was my first edition to release after I had already begun the hobby- so we got in on 2e on the ground floor and hung on for the ride.  Larry Elmore's painting of the proud Dragon Hunters still makes me feel nostalgic for the age of MTV and my high school campaigns.  From here on out, I pick up new editions as they arrive, but I've still not discovered all the older editions.
  • 1991: I got my hands on a Moldvay Basic book in a trade.  No idea what it was, I hadn't even really thought about D&D pre-Red Box.  I liked the holes drilled in the book and put it in my Trapper Keeper and basically had a D&D book with me at all times at school. I found the compactness of a single rulebook that was very close or identical to the rules I most enjoyed to be extremely convenient.  This was also the year of the Rules Cyclopedia and the Black Box of D&D- both of which I relish to this day.  The Dragon Cards to teach the game in the Black Box were kind of neat, and the Rules Cyclopedia is still my Desert Island D&D book.  You could run campaigns from here to Judgement Day with just that one book and some dice.
  • Mid-1990s: I saw my first copy of Holmes D&D, and like the idiot teen/twentysomething I was I kinda shrugged and shelved it.  It wasn't until I was in my late thirties that I realized the significance of what Dr. Holmes had done- until I had a good solid look at the original 1974 books and seen how necessary an accessible basic rules could be.  The mishmash of Basic and AD&D in the book threw me, and I ignored it until relatively recently, when I started to really study my editions out of curiosity in the development of the game and the hobby.
  • Mid-1990s: The 2.5 revision.  You know, the abomination.  They reformatted AD&D 2e to include inferior art, layout and trade dress.  AD&D 2e was meant to look like it did in 1989, dammit!  In retrospect, this may be my very first "Get Off My Lawn!" moment in my 20s...  But seriously, I disliked the entire presentation of the revised 2e so much that I've never purchased a black-border book.  I've gotten a couple in donations and trade, but I dont' go out of my way to put my hands on them.  *shrug*
  • 1999: What?  There's going to be a THIRD edition?
  • 2000: 3.0 releases.  The OGL happens.  D20 everywhere.  Some great stuff comes out of it.  Some less-than-great stuff comes out of it.  We rapidly learn Feats can be a two-edged sword, Attacks of Opportunity are sometimes complex, and BAB means multiclassing out of a martial class kinda sucks.  BUT- it is the new shiny, and everyone plays it!
  • 2003: A new edition?  ALREADY?  3.5 arrives, fixing some of the problems of 3.0 and generally cheesing off anyone who had invested heavily in 3.0.  Like I did.  Ugh.  BUT- it was an improvement, and it led to some more OGL products that were awesome.  Enough people loved 3.5 that when 4.0 was announced, Pathfinder (3.75?) took the sales lead for a long while.
  • 2008: 4.0 Arrives.  I'll admit it- I tried 4.0 with gusto.  I liked some of the new mechanics, but found combat to take far too long.  I ended up embracing it as I was running games at Rogue's Gallery as part of league play, but something about it just felt off to me.  This is the year I first got my hands on copies of the original 1974 books- in PDF.  I was now able to trace my hobby lineage all the way back to the first release.  I could see how the game evolved, and what the original core ideas were.
  • 2010: D&D Essentials.  For all my dislike of 4.0 as it existed at launch, Essentials hit a sweet spot for me.  Something about the reworking of 4.0 to give it a more old-school feel and progression clicked with me.  Combat still took too long- but the Warpriest felt like a BECMI Cleric to me.  It felt more like traditional D&D than 4.0 ever had.  It was still very much a different game, and to this day I maintain it's great if you want to play Final Fantasy on the tabletop, but it's not good at traditional D&D the way I run it.
  • 2014: 5e.  This may be my second-favorite edition of D&D after BX/BECMI.  It seems to be the best parts of D&D, AD&D, 3.x and 4E all thrown in a blender and what comes out is a sweet, smooth mixture of D&D essence.  It fixes a lot of glitches, but it introduces one or two of its own.
So this brings us to present day 2018- no further editions have released after 5e in 2014.  In fact, WoTC has kept the 5e release schedule admirably slow and steady, without the splat creep that so often occurs.  This keeps 5e lean and mean when games like 2e and Pathfinder were deep into the creep at four years of age.  Now, this only lists official D&D variants aside from a mention of Pathfinder (since it was kind of the spiritual continuation of 3.x.)  I have left out the OSR, Retroclones, DCC, etc.  That's because D&D And Me is specifically about my feelings and experiences with actual D&D.  I may discuss retroclones etc. in the main articles about an edition- I will probably talk about Blueholme when I talk about Holmes D&D.  But for the most part, I'm trying to stay on task.

So, aside from Supplementals, here's the order in which I'll be talking about editions.  The order in which I first experiences them.  In some cases, it's chronological with the release of a given edition, but as with B/X, Holmes and 0e, sometimes it's not.  I look forward to chronicling this journey.

10 January 2018

2018- What's The Old Dragoon Looking Forward To?

  Life goes by pretty fast, or so Ferris Bueller tells us.  My last D&D And Me was in November.  Holidays, parenthood, work, life.  As I type this I'm at my desk at work pushing out updates to 162 computers, a process that looks like it will still be running when I head home.  So, time enough at last.

  I'm going to be continuing D&D And Me, of course.  BECMI was my first version of D&D, so next stop is AD&D 1e.  Then 2e.  I love recalling my first experiences with these books and games.  Takes me back to my happy place.  And I love sharing those experiences on the blog, so others can reminisce a little.  Since I've gotten involved with OSR gaming and North Texas RPG Con, I find myself stuck between the REAL grognards and a coupla generations of younger folks that come after.  Much like my role as Zane and Kaylee's dad, I'm kinda in a Dad role while the first generation of gamers who attend NT are the grandparental figures.

  I'm continuing on my Big Project with my writing partner Bobby and Evil Beagle Games.  The project isn't moving as fast as I'd hoped. I wanted it out by now- but I vastly underestimated the effect Real Life has on writing.  Being a special needs dad takes a toll on energy and free time.  I hope to squeeze in a couple of OSR projects this year- small things. Adventure modules, etc.  I'm beginning a course in Desktop Publishing next week to take my 22-year-old Quark Express knowledge and self-taught MS Publisher knowledge and add a brand new bunch of Adobe InDesign skills.  This is, of course, to help get projects Bobby and I want to do out the door under our own imprint.

  OSR is still a thing for me.  Why?  Because the core system is just so damn intuitive to me.  I want to contribute, and I want to PLAY.  White Box Gothic sounds GREAT.  White Lies, the spy RPG, sounds like a good alternative to Top Secret until NWO releases.  Guardians is fun for quick superhero pick-ups, even quicker than old-school Marvel.  There's a lot of goodness in the OSR, and a lot of friends are active in the scene.

  New games?  Well, I'm eagerly awaiting my Delphi Council Box for the new TORG game.  I just got the PDF for the Savage Worlds Flash Gordon game.  I'm re-reading Cubicle 7's beautiful Lone Wolf RPG, based on the Joe Dever books of the same name that got me through Freshman Algebra.  And I hold out a hopeless hope that Mekton Zero will finally drop at some point.

  Oh, and I have to learn the My Little Pony RPG- Kaylee spent some of her Christmas money on it, and so Daddy is going to have to GM.  Equestria, here I come.

09 November 2017

D&D And Me Supplemental: BECMI Demihumans

  Let us speak of Elves, Dwarves and Halflings as I knew them in my early days of D&D.  This being my first exposure to them as playable races in a game, they made a deep impression on me as to what the Elf, Dwarf and Halfling were supposed to be.  Today, I still feel a little odd when I hear some whippersnapper talk about his Dwarven Wizard.  Modern D&D has none of the class or level limits of old school D&D, which is not a bad thing when one considers that allowing a player to create a character in which they will invest is an incentive to get into the game and stay in the game.  But, back in the proverbial My Day, we rolled our stats and picked what was possible.  I'm sure I'll talk on these points in later posts in this series.  So the first thing to note for players of modern D&D who are unfamiliar with BECMI is that, as mentioned in the previous post, Elf, Dwarf and Halfling are classes, not races that may then take a class.  I later learned that this was a holdover from the Moldvay/Cook/Marsh edition of Basic, but the Holmes edition that represented the first incarnation of "basic" D&D referred to rules for demihumans becoming Theives appearing in the forthcoming Advanced Dungeons and Dragons.

  So, race as class.  What is found inside BECMI D&D is the idea that the characters of the Dwarf, Elf and Halfling classes are archetypal of their race.  So what it is to be Dwarven, Elven or Halfling is distilled into the abilities and attributes of the class.  While this can be argued to have a negative effect on the diversity of the party of characters, since every elf is an Elf, and every dwarf a Dwarf, we did not see it that way as we started play.  The ideal that each of these characters were part of a monolithic society of their fellows appealed to us. After all, were not Thorin Oakenshield and his retinue cut from the same cloth as the Dwarf class presented in BECMI?  

  Beginning alphabetically, let's talk about the Dwarf. They are described as about 4' tall, and around 150 pounds in weight.  Yes, Virginia, female dwarves are described as having beards - short ones, but beards nonetheless.  They are described with earth-colored skin and dark or gray hair.  Right after the physical description the fact that Dwarves are stubborn, practical, and fond of food, drink, and gold are stated.  So, as I noted above, Dwarves are presented as a monoculture, as are the other two demihuman races.  The implication here is that all dwarves fit the Dwarf archetype, full stop.  Therefore, all Dwarves are fighters, crafters, etc.  I find that in my older years this does not bother me as much as it probably should.  When I was 11, this was just how things were.  When I was 30, I found it fairly simplistic and started to wonder about Dwarves who did other things, or how the Dwarven Cleric was totally a thing in my D&D circles yet wasn't strictly possible without using the Dwarves of Rockhome supplement.  As of this writing, I'm 42, a dad, and introducing D&D to my kids and godchildren.  The simplicity of Basic and its view of demihumans is actually more comforting than frustrating.  I like that I can, when explaining D&D to kids, rely on the fact that a dwarf is a Dwarf, and concentrate on other things.

  So, Dwarves are fighters in all aspects- weapons and armor allowed, d8 Hit Dice, and much later the Fighter combat options.  They require a CON of 9 or more, and their Prime Requisite is Strength.  This makes them the equal of the human Fighter class PCs in any party, level for level.  Dwarves do require more XP to advance than Fighters, and they top out at 12th level.  The additional XP goes to compensate for the things a Dwarf can do that Fighters can't.  60' of Infravision allows Dwarves to see heat in the dark.  They speak four additional languages.  They can detect stonework traps, hidden stonework, and the slope of tunnels.  The Dwarf also starts with some pretty impressive Saving Throws, two of which are in the single digits at 1st Level.  NOTE: In old editions, Saving Throws are numbers to meet or beat on 1d20, so having a low Saving Throw means more likelihood of success.  A Save below 10 at 1st Level is phenomenal.  Of the seven classes in BECMI D&D, Dwarf and Halfling are tied for best saving throws at 1st Level, and the Fighter is second only to the Magic-User for the worst.
  The Level Limit.  Yes, this, too could be an entire post on its own.  Quite a few bloggers have already talked about this, among them my friend James Spahn, author of The Hero's Journey RPG among many others.  He's got a great handle on the Original Source Rules, so I'll direct you to his post HERE until I can pen my own.  Dwarves top out at 12th Level- which is the most generous level limit of the three.  Bear in mind that 9th Level, called "Name Level" on old D&D Lore, represents the level at which a class reaches it's 'Name' as a Level Title.  "Lord" for Fighters, and "Dwarven Lord" for Dwarves.  This is the level at which PCs may choose to start settling down and carving our a holding of their own.  So, Dwarves, while limited, may progress three levels beyond this.  Not too shabby, eh?  To be honest, in 31 years of gaming, this level limit has never actually been a problem.  In the later books of the BECMI series, the level limit is addressed by allowing demihumans to gain other benefits - like "Attack Rank" which lets them keep improving in combat but without the Hit Points and Saving Throw benefits of gaining an actual level.
  How do I feel about the Dwarf?  Well, I like this class just fine.  I embrace the archetype in my fantasy worlds, and since I love running in Mystara/The Known World where this version of the Dwarf is the in-world Dwarf, it works for me.  I find the 10% or so increase in XP needed to level over the Fighter at low levels to be fair enough, given the other things Dwarves can accomplish.  Overall, with the addition of the Dwarf Cleric class from the Rockhome Gazetteer, it represents enough material for Dwarves to be a strong, vibrant part of a D&D Basic campaign.

  Let's talk about Elves.  The BECMI Elf is a pretty darn good choice for the player who wants to do it all.  Like a Dwarf, the Elf gets all weapons, all armor, and the same combat progression as a Fighter.  The d6 Hit Die makes the Elf as tough as the Cleric, and tougher than the Thief and Magic-User.  On top of being as fighty as the Fighter save slightly lower Hit Points, the Elf can cast spells as a Magic-User.  While wearing armor.  So, we've got a combat machine that can cast spells in armor.  That's great!  Wait, you mean there's more?  Yes, Elves are immune to the paralysis caused by ghouls.  The can detect secret and hidden doors.  They speak four extra languages.  They have 60' of Infravision.  WOW.  Their Saving Throws are better on average than the Fighter, Magic-User or Thief, and equal to the Cleric.  One might think the Elf was the perfect character class.

  Well, not quite perfect.  Elves must have an INT of 9 or better.  The Elf requires more XP than any other class in the rules to advance.  By way of example, Elves become 2nd Level at 4000xp.  A Fighter is 3rd Level at this point.  A Thief is 800 XP short of 4th.  Clerics are 3rd and 1/3 of the way to 4th.  It takes a LOT of XP to level up as an Elf, and their progress through levels tops out at 10th.  This means that Elves never have the potential to cast spells of 6th Level or higher as human Magic-Users can.  Elves are often left behind by one or two levels as their party climbs the experience charts due to these disparities.

  The description of the Elf might be a bit confusing to modern readers. Elves seem to have gained about half a foot or more in height since the BECMI days, where they are said to be 5'-5 1/2' tall.  In 5e, they can be "just over 6 feet," a height unheard of in Basic D&D elves.  Aside from that, this Elf is just as much an archetype of the "elvishness" most of us were familiar with as the Dwarf was of "dwarvishness."

  How do I like the Elf?  I think it's a wonderful mix of fight and cast, and the XP requriements give a healthy bit of pause to players who just want to play Elf for the potential power.  I enjoy having this class in my games, though I have very rarely played one.  On further thought, this is probably more because I took up being the DM quickly and have been a DM far, far more than I was ever a player.  What would I do differently with the Elf?  Well, if I get to run a BECMI campaign any time soon, I may give players the option to choose to cast Druid spells as opposed to Magic-User spells, but this choice would be permanent and reflective of the tribe of the Elf PC. So, more or less "Wood Elves" would cast from the Druid list, and "High Elves" from the Magic-User list.  In concept it sounds cool.  I wonder about how it would play in practice.  

  Halflings!  Like the other demihumans, the Halfling functions as a Fighter, and has Fighter access to weapons and armor and Fighter attack progression. Halflings are second only to Dwarves in their Saving Throws, indeed by 4th Level all a Halfling's Saves are 10 or less.  These are the smallest demihumans at 3' tall and 60lbs. They are the most restrictive demihuman class to create, requiring a 9 or more in both DEX and CON.  So what's so great about Halflings if they can't cast like an Elf?  Why pick one over the Dwarf, when a Halfling only gets a d6 for Hit Dice versus the Dwarf's d8?  The Halfling can't even make Name level, capped at 8th, one level before other classes reach this goal.  That means that ultimately, the Halfling loses out on a Hit Die.

  Halflings have some bonuses no other class can match.  Halflings, due to their size, gain a better Armor Class against large creatures.  They get a +1 To-Hit on any missile weapon.  If using Individual Initiative, they receive a +1 bonus.  Since Initiative is rolled on a d6 in BECMI rather than the more modern d20, this is the equivalent (roughty) of a +3 or +4 Initiative Bonus on a d20-based roll.  So far, so good. What else have Halflings got?  Glad you asked.  One of the things BECMI Thieves are often criticized for their abysmally low percentage skills in doing the things Thieves do.  Halflings can hide successfully with 90% ability in the woods, and 33% in a dungeon.  A Thief would have to be 6th Level to outdo the Halfling in the Dungeon, and 13th Level to outdo the Halfling in the woods.  These abilities never improve, but they are very impressive when compared to a Thief.  Later in their careers, Halflings will continue to advance in Attack Rank like the other Demihumans, and eventually take 1/4 Damage or no Damage on successful saves against some forms of attack.

  The Halflings depicted in the Five Shires Gazetteer are a bit more adventurous that Tolkien's Hobbits, but they are obviously heavily inspired by Hobbits nonetheless.  The Halfling is a great addition to any party as it represents a crack shot with a bow or sling, a good (short) sword arm, and an extremely sneaky scout.  Sure, I'd like to see Halflings able to master a Thief skill or two - but remember, even Bilbo was pretty darn bad at picking pocketses.

  So, here are the Demihumans of BECMI D&D.  This is the starting point from which all other D&D versions of them will evermore be measured in my mind.  Even having played each edition, including taking the '74 rules for a spin (with Frank Mentzer as DM) and recently getting a game or two of Holmes, I would gladly play any of these incarnations of the non-human D&D races.  I can see in my head fun concepts for characters of all three of these classes.  It might seem limited to a modern player, only one class per race, no feats, no customization to speak of.  But, having played with this version, 3.x, 5e, even 4e, what I can tell you is sometimes more complex isn't better.  There is something to be said for boiling it all down to basics and just playing the game, stereotypes, cliches, and all.

07 September 2017

D&D And Me- Volume 1 : BECMI

 This post runs the risk of a reprint of things I've blogged before, but I'm writing from the hip and not checking what I may or may not have said in previous posts.  Since I'm covering my intro to D&D, I know I'll be talking about some of the same stuff.  Bear with me.  I want to be complete in this series about my experiences with each version/edition of D&D.

  This is about where I started in the hobby, BECMI D&D.  BECMI, for the uninitiated, stands for "Basic, Expert, Companion, Master, Immortals" which are the titles of the boxed sets that made up this edition of D&D.  They began publication in 1983, replacing the Basic and Expert sets by Tom Moldvay, Zeb Cook and Steve Marsh that appeared in January 1981.  This series was written and edited by Frank Mentzer, with artwork by Larry Elmore and Jeff Easley.  This triumvirate of talent had no small part in getting me hooked on roleplaying in general, and D&D in specific.  In Volume 0 of this series, I talked about how I was struggling with not fitting in, having a broken family, not having much in common with the family I did have, and relocating first from my native Texas to Florida, and then back to Texas.  The cruel part was we moved "home" only to be in the other middle school's area, so all the friends I would have been happy to see I wouldn't see again on a regular basis until High School, since both middle schools at that time fed into Round Rock High.  No, I was on the other side of town, which meant knowing no one when I began my sixth grade year.  I was looking desperately for companionship.  Enter D&D.

  That first encounter with actual play involved the "Red Box" and "Blue Box" simultaneously.  I remember that while Daniel's brother was rolling up his PC with the Basic Player's Manual, Daniel handed me the Expert Rulebook and I was immediately entranced by the "speak with
dead" artwork under the Cleric section.  My brain tends to write volumes when inspired by a piece of artwork, and this was my first conscious memory of this happening.  Suddenly I wanted to play this game more than anything.  I wanted to be involved in the sort of magical quests where one might see this situation occurring.  It was what I'd always wanted in a creative endeavor.  As a kid, I'd assigned my stuffed animals crew positions and imagined my bed was a starship.  When I played video games I paid attention to the sometimes ridiculous backstories in the Atari game manuals and comics.  When there wasn't a backstory, I made one up to make the game more interesting.  Something inside me already knew how to play this game, and I couldn't wait to clatter the dice.

  That Summer day in 1986 started something the runs strong in me even today, and if asked my favorite edition of D&D, BECMI is the answer you'll get.  I've played each edition that came before and after.  I even played '74 D&D with Frank Mentzer DMing at North Texas RPG Con to show us how things really played.  I got to play AD&D Oriental Adventures with Zeb Cook.  So, I feel like my experiences with older editions are fairly valid given some of my DMs.  But my heart still rests with BECMI, and its near cousin B/X.  I quickly became a Dungeon Master in my own right.  I spent quite a bit of my youth poring over the rulebooks, graph paper, and the mythology section of Round Rock Public Library.  D&D and gaming of all kinds became my main hobby.  My first RPG that I purchased with my own money was Palladium's Robotech Book One: Macross, but I'd been donated D&D, Traveller, Cyberpunk and other games as the years went on.  I played so many more, mostly TSR, FASA and Palladium games but no game company was off the table.  Even Yaquinto.

  BECMI D&D colored the way I look at RPGs now and forever.  Even today, in the age of the full-color glossy hardcover rulebook I still daydream of my games coming in a box with a pair of saddle-stapled books with cardstock covers.  Throw in a module, an order form, a module, dice and maybe a crayon.  The newest game in my collection at the time of this blog is Modiphius' Star Trek Adventures.  It's a monster.  Full-color, beautifully illustrated, laid out like an LCARS display.  Production value that wasn't even possible in 1983.  And yet, I'd have been just as happy or happier to see it in a slim D&D-like box.  Why?  Well, part of it is my gaming brain's propensity to "run home to mama" out of nostalgia.  But apart from that, let's take a look at what the Basic Set in BECMI does.  In the 64 pages of the Player's Manual it teaches the player how to play the game through a method very much like the choose-your-own-adventure books of the 80s.  As the reader moves through this process, it introduces the core concepts of the game a bit at a time.  Throughout, the black and white illustrations by Elmore and Easley give some wonderful looks into the game world.  By the end of the Player's Manual, you've learned how the game plays, what classes are available, and what magics can be cast.  You're ready to go.  64 pages into Star Trek Adventures and you're still in the fluff section.  It's indulgent, and colorful, and flavorful, but the massive tome of a book makes for a daunting introduction to gaming, and is cost-prohibitive.  There is something to be said for brevity and concise writing.  I admire it all the more because I am obviously not capable of it.